Buying a lady a drink
First of all, my advice is to never buy a lady a drink UNLESS you are aware of what might happen. As long as you are ready for what might happen as a result of your act of kindness, you’re good to go.
Sometimes the alcohol might make them friendly, but other times they could sprout horns and turn into devils. There is no way to tell what the booze is going to do.
Trying to “control” a drinking woman is like trying to control an anthill. Once they reach a certain level of inebriation, your life, freedom, and safety may be at risk. When you hook up with an intoxicated person who you don’t know well, be aware of the signs and risks. You have to know AHEAD OF TIME when to cut them off. It’s a science.
The angry stage, aka Almost Sober
Assuming you start buying drinks when they are at the angry stage as shown above, you may or may not see any or all of the following:
"I Feel Dizzy" stage - which according to Quagmire is actually an invitation to get in bed, right?
Crackhouse Detour - In which she says she can go home with you, but first she has to stop by and pay her babysitter a few extra bucks (if you can help out). The babysitter lives in a shitty part of town and is named something like Little Jaymo.
Classic passout, which Quagmire also considers an invitation to the nether regions...
Zombie Mode - they seem conscious, but they're having a blackout, and will remember none of the things they did the next day. Quagmire once again concurs.
And of course the oldest “trick” in the book:
The "I'm Actually A Hooker" Scenario - happens more often than you'd think. She says something like "I'm actually a hooker, and it's going to cost you $50 to get some of this!" What to do? Shut up and pay her. Later, when she needs a ride home, charge her $60. Tell her "I'm Actually A Cab Driver!"
So, go ahead and buy that round of drinks. Just remember that I tried to warn you.
